"You're gonna love my nuts." - Vince with ShamWOW!

Few nights ago I had an extremely bizarre dream, why I didn't realise I was dreaming and become lucid I'll have no idea.

I was in my room at my computer like I always am, and I had to go to the bathroom. I walked up to the bathroom sink, and pulled out my balls. Now, these aren't your run of the mill testicles, these things were massive, each one was bigger than your head. They also weren't made out of normal skin either, they were made out of chocolate chip cookie material.

So I took my massive chocolate cookie ball sack and held it in such a way that it formed a bowl, and I held it under the faucet and turned it on. I filled up my "bowl" and then allowed the water to gravity filter through the chocolate chip matrix. I remember being very satisfied with all that.

Then I woke up.