Sup Dawg, I Heard You Like Dreams...

This morning at around 6:30 I was awakened to the noise of construction going on in my sister's bedroom. I was barely able to go back to sleep, but I did, and had an interesting dream. On a side note, the best time to have a lucid dream is when you wake up and go back to sleep, because your brain usually goes back into REM sleep right away.

In my dream, I was laying in bed and I could tell by the lack of sunlight shining in that it was still fairly early in the morning. I got up, went to a drawer to get a pair of shorts out for the day, and I was shocked at how heavy they were. Not only were my regular cargo shorts probably fifty pounds, but they were huge, about the length of a pair of pants, and all the same proportions of normal shorts. As I was wondering what happened to my shorts, I felt something in the pocket, it was my watch. Glad I found it, I looked at the time and the numbers were everywhere on the face. I assumed my mom had put it through the washing machine so understandably I wasn't too happy as that watch was about $350. As I'm typing this, I just realised that I haven't seen my watch since Saturday night when I got really drunk, so I called my friend if it was at her house, and it was. I guess subconsciously I knew I lost my watch, but didn't fully realise it in reality... weird.

So, upset about my watch being broken, I went to my closet to get a shirt and a different pair of pants. Opening my closet revealed the most random array of clothing ever. Every piece of clothing had the funkiest colours known to man, like neon, tie-dye, and traffic cone orange. My dad then came in my room and told me I better hurry up or I'll be late for school, which would indicate that I was still in high school. Not too long after that I woke up, relieved that it was only a dream and that my watch wasn't broken.

Then I woke up again in real life, and realised I had a dream within a dream...

I N C E P T I O N

"You're gonna love my nuts." - Vince with ShamWOW!

Few nights ago I had an extremely bizarre dream, why I didn't realise I was dreaming and become lucid I'll have no idea.

I was in my room at my computer like I always am, and I had to go to the bathroom. I walked up to the bathroom sink, and pulled out my balls. Now, these aren't your run of the mill testicles, these things were massive, each one was bigger than your head. They also weren't made out of normal skin either, they were made out of chocolate chip cookie material.

So I took my massive chocolate cookie ball sack and held it in such a way that it formed a bowl, and I held it under the faucet and turned it on. I filled up my "bowl" and then allowed the water to gravity filter through the chocolate chip matrix. I remember being very satisfied with all that.

Then I woke up.

Last night sucked for dreams

I DIDN'T HAVE ONE!

I got pretty drunk last night downtown, and passed out. Alcohol may put you in that "drunken slumber" but that state isn't conducive to dreams, as it suppresses the REM cycle of sleep. Hopefully tonight I can do some good dreaming.

Captain's Log: Day 1

A lucid dream, in simplest terms, is a dream in which one is aware that one is dreaming (Wikipedia's article on lucid dreaming).


Now that you know what a lucid dream is, I can tell you why I have this blog. This will serve as my dream journal for the dream(s) that I have every night. I'll keep it 100% unedited, whether they be funny dreams, serious dreams, sexy dreams, whatever, you'll get to read it all. Recording my dreams in this fashion will enhance my dream recall and dream awareness, and hopefully allow me to dream lucidly. I haven't had a fully lucid dream yet, but hopefully within the next couple weeks I will.


So this is what this blog is all about: telling strangers what I do in my dreams, enjoy.